Screaming Bones
Who Are We?
We are the trombone section at El Camino Fundamental High School. We are the best. We know we are the best. And we will kick anybody's ass who says otherwise. Our sound echoes from the Sierra-Nevada's to Fisherman's Wharf to Disneyland. The whole band may be good, but we are the reason people come to listen. We are why the band goes on tour every spring, the world must here our horns and feel our bones.


What Do We Do?
We are the kings of the El Camino Pep Band. We play at all El Camino football games. Our kick ass music pisses off the other teams coach and the referee. We are the foundation of all that is pure evil. We jump from classical to jazz to disco without missing a beat. We are the best. Our only fault is that of PETER LEE; aka RUDY, but he is too busy kissing everyone's asses to blow his horn.


Who Do We Worship?
The man's name is Kevin Glaser. He is our director and he is damn good at it. He is the best director in the valley. HE IS THE MAN, when it comes to music. He somehow takes the horrible flutes, the musically inept woodwinds, Dan Smith, the "We're better than you" shouting trumpets, the sleeping drums, and every other section and (if only for 30 minutes) make beautiful music. He embodies all that is good and pure in the music industry.



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Pictures of The Screaming Bones
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Why We Hate Peter Lee
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Keven Glaser, Our Director
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